Please use a maximized window...AOL users turn should turn compressed graphics off...No fur-bearing animals were harmed during the creation of this document...Allergy alert: may contain nutmeg, but we doubt it...Return for refund where applicable...Not recommended for persons with sugar-restricted diets...Batteries are included -- best of luck finding them...Proud sponsor of the 1934 penguin Olympic games at McMurdo Sound, Antarctica...May cause irritability, sleeplessness or warts after prolonged use...Contents under pressure...BHT added to preserve freshness...Caution: this webpage has caused some laboratory rats to rip through their cages, fly across the room and brutally murder hundreds of innocent people...Shake well before using...No vacuum tubes or other user-serviceable parts inside...Not to be combined with other radioisotopes except under the advice of a physician...Avoid prolonged exposure to ultraviolet light...The truth is out there...Use no hooks...Not intended for use by children or liberals under the age of five...Printed on unrecycled endangered dead trees and we're proud of it...Notice: This Product may cause severe epileptic responses in some people...Wide Load...Dolphin Safe...This product contains Saccharine, which is known to cause cancer in laboratory animals...Please Fasten Seat Belt...Low Overhead Clearance...Please Keep all Children and Pets Restrained at all times...Stay off the Grass...Don't Feed the Animals... Welcome to A.J.'s Page. It was made entirely in my spare time and to a small part of my learning of the HTML language (Which still has me baffled.) This is where you can learn lots of stuff about me, where I go to school, what I like to do, and other, less private acts of my life (For all you wanting to know more about my personal life, you are either very sick...or give me an E-Mail.)



Down below, there are links pointing to the various areas of my page. It will be updated as time progresses, but please don't hassle me to update it. For all of you technologically impaired people, I have included a link to both MS Internet Explorer's Site as well as Netscape's if you don't have frames.